greedydemands:
greedydemands:
can I say something unforgivable. loustat rwrb au
there’s just no way that you can convince me that lestat wouldn’t take the chance to give a 10 minute unrealistic speech about queer liberation and freedom if it was revealed that he’s fucking louis and you can’t convince me louis wouldn’t be sitting there jaw clenched while florence yells at him and says he ruined her life
I am winning hearts and minds faster than Louis’ family will lose polling favor in their home state of Louisiana when Fox News leaks that the first son is a homosexual

Anonymous said:
NOT unforgivable please say more!!!! because i thought the same thing when i watched the movie but i can never decide who is who in the au. because on the one hand aristocratic lestat is the natural fit for the prince, but on the other hand the prince character is the one who struggles much more with duty and the weight of his role which is so louiscoded. also gabrielle as potus is such a funny idea to me that i almost want it just for that alone. she should not be trusted with the launch codes.
Don’t worry I’ve been trying to figure out how to get Louis in a problematic royalty relationship for months now but obviously it couldn’t be traditional royalty au bc fuck I look like putting my black princess in the French royal court in 1780 I’m so sick. but Lestat would be French royalty who are historically less stuffy than the English monarchy although of course just as evil. Louis however will be the son of an old money wealthy southern black family who run and win on the basis of being center right in every thing except race which even then they are like “yes we can ❤️” and do nothing else. If you can imagine such a thing 😂 So then it’s very easy to still make Louis deeply closeted and miserable like please. I will find a way to make Louis depressed in every lifetime
greedydemands:
can I say something unforgivable. loustat rwrb au
there’s just no way that you can convince me that lestat wouldn’t take the chance to give a 10 minute unrealistic speech about queer liberation and freedom if it was revealed that he’s fucking louis and you can’t convince me louis wouldn’t be sitting there jaw clenched while florence yells at him and says he ruined her life
can I say something unforgivable. loustat rwrb au

Anonymous said:
louis likes a hand on his thigh. is it a coincidence that we all saw sam put a hand on jacob's thigh?
i will show myself out now
greedydemands:
There’s nothing Haitians love to say more than “are you not ashamed/embarrassed?” Except in creole there’s only 3 syllables to the phrase so it flows better plus Haitians are natural haters so everything sounds more judgmental but I say this to say that every time I see the way Jacob acts around Sam I’m like “ou pas wont ?” and it synthesizes the feeling so succinctly I wish I could transfer the full connotative blow of that term. I can’t manage more than 3 syllables. Literally is he not embarrassed
Ok sorry I didn’t mean to be like second gen kid that’s like in Arabic we don’t just say I love you ❤️ and start going on a tangent. Let’s listen to my baby daddy hozier on Spotify guys

Anonymous said:
louis likes a hand on his thigh. is it a coincidence that we all saw sam put a hand on jacob's thigh?
i will show myself out now
There’s nothing Haitians love to say more than “are you not ashamed/embarrassed?” Except in creole there’s only 3 syllables to the phrase so it flows better plus Haitians are natural haters so everything sounds more judgmental but I say this to say that every time I see the way Jacob acts around Sam I’m like “ou pas wont ?” and it synthesizes the feeling so succinctly I wish I could transfer the full connotative blow of that term. I can’t manage more than 3 syllables. Literally is he not embarrassed